motherfucking fast ass bitches i swear.

costumers seem to really LOVE JitB buttermilk ranch, unfortunately, it only goes with finger foods. 

i only gave them one, as i’m supposed to, but these teen bitches were like,

“We just got like 20 tacos, though.”
“Yeah, they just go with finger foods. If you want more, they’re 25cents.”
“LIKE, even with all this food though?! LIKE 20 TACOS THOUGH, LIKE, WHAT?”
“That’s what i just said.”
“Like, WHY?!”
“… I just said why.” 

and then they speed off. which i fucking love. people do it all the time. they want extra ranch, EXTRA EXTRA ranch, but when something, SHOCKINGLY, isn’t free, they don’t want it all that much. they just sit there in their fat asses like, “can i have, like, 6 ranches please”

YOU SURE AS FUCKING HELL CAN’T.

and they speed off going “ugh”

and i feel so good inside. gawd, i love it.

i give a few extra to nice people (or too ugly for me to want to explain that we charge and deal with they uglyness or stinky car or whatever) or cute people.

but your chances at getting extra of that delicious ranch diminish dramatically if you are a bitchy whore/not nice to me and i close the window on you.